Radish

Spicy and yummy, the radish continues to march up the rankings of farm favorites…
China Rose: A long 6β-8β beautiful radish that will spark more riots than the Red Scare of 1920. Radishes have long had a secure spot in the gardens here at the farm due to their early appearance. We have also warned Rose not to follow in the footsteps of her infamous cousin, China White. She assured us there would be no problem.
Rat-Tailed Radish: A sinister fugitive from the Pied Piper death march. He was promised asylum, for some reason unbeknownst to us, by the soil gods of Waldingfield farm. (Ed. Note: this groupβs decisions are final and never questioned).
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